Chanced upon a website called Turn Your Name Into A Face (yes, that long!), and had a good 15 minutes of fun with it.

"stupid jerk" - a machoistic guy... wearing a COW on his head?
I took all my online monikers, and my name, and this is what I got.

"Kelvin Tan" - why are my eyes at my nose level?

"kelvinty" - a cross between the Joker and Marilyn Manson

"Scoopdreams" - HEEEY!! Not all aspiring journalists are balding k?