And this was the exact response I had today while catching up on my daily news reading. It’s like entering the twilight zone of the newpaper world, with weird facts and random mumbo jumbo in publication everywhere.

1. 150 AWARE members seek vote of no confidence in new executive committee

I remembered clearly watching the TV pilot of Gene Roddenberry’s (of Star Trek fame) Planet Earth when I was younger. In that show, men were slaves for breeding and hard labor – and everything else was run by women.

Upon looking back, it is definitely a fantastic idea. Imagine, a man has 3 square meals a day, a (not so comfy) cell to stay in, and all he needs to do is flex his muscles… and screw!! What a dream.

Seeing how the recent AWARE real life drama is being played out, sadly, women are hardly close from ruling the world. Whatever happened to subtle politics?

2. Parliament passes new Bill to manage law and order

Under the new Bill, three types of activities will require permits: Those that demonstrate support for or against views or actions of any person, group of persons or any government; those that publicises a cause or campaign; and those that mark or commemorate any event.

Many sporting and recreational activities will be exempted. This means that 50 per cent of activities that now require permits will no longer be regulated by permit.

Oh wow, 50 percent! How about asking yourself the real question – why does so many sporting and recreational activities need a permit in the first place?

Maybe we can start mass walking, shouting, and holding placards as a cardiovascular sport. That way, we won’t need no stinkin’ permits.

3. Samurai Ergonomics

I don’t get too tired, as I can rest my chest against the desk when I need to.

WTF? Srsly? This made it to the Gizmodo site, and April Fool’s over?